Wetenschappelijke bewijsvoering

It’s a relief to know
the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
    fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red
    wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat
    lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British
    or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

And THAT’s the final word!!!

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Citaten

  • "Es ist schwieriger, eine vorgefaßte Meinung zu zertrümmern als ein Atom."
    (Het is moeilijker een vooroordeel aan flarden te schieten dan een atoom.)
    Albert Einstein

  • "Als je alles zou laten dat slecht is voor je gezondheid, dan ging je kapot"
    Anonieme arts

  • "The effects of other people smoking in my presence is so small it doesn't worry me."
    Sir Richard Doll, 2001

  • "Een leugen wordt de waarheid als hij maar vaak genoeg wordt herhaald"
    Joseph Goebbels, Minister van Propaganda, Nazi Duitsland


  • "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • "There''s no such thing as perfect air. If there was, God wouldn''t have put bristles in our noses"
    Coun. Bill Clement

  • "Better a smoking freedom than a non-smoking tyranny"
    Antonio Martino, Italiaanse Minister van Defensie

  • "If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go."
    Mark Twain

  • I've alllllllways said that asking smokers "do you want to quit?" and reporting the results of that question, as is, is horribly misleading. It's a TWO part question. After asking if one wants to quit it must be followed up with "Why?" Ask why and the majority of the answers will be "because I'm supposed to" (victims of guilt and propaganda), not "because I want to."
    Audrey Silk, NYCCLASH