Rokerscongres een succes

By 19 jaar ago

Er hing erg veel rook boven Las Vegas toen daar eind vorige maand het rokerscongres werd gehouden. Dat was niet door al die rokers die rookten van woede, maar door bosbranden in de buurt van gokstad nummer 1.


De onlangs afgesloten conferentie was een groot succes. Diverse lezingen werden gehouden, variërende van de vraag waarom de anti’s per sé ook rookloze tabak willen boycotten, de juridische haken en ogen van rookverboden tot inkijkjes in de anti-rokersorganisaties door insiders.


Samantha Phillipe van SmokersClub Inc. organiseerde het congres en doet verslag op haar site.


We inspected the air with the no money redneck version of the Anti’s equipment. They have money for fancy toys. We have Michael. We took Michael to 12 casinos. He smelled the air in each one and didn’t die. Thus proving without a doubt that smoking bans are a waste of time and only result in the Antis having even more money to buy even more toys. Next year Michael will eat dessert in 6 Dallas restaurants. We’ll let you know if he dies.


… There are many ways to fight bans.

… There are many more issues than bans. Read the Newsletter.

… Someone needs to create a plastic wrap that isn’t annoying.

… If smoking bans were really about second hand smoke, why do they include smokeless tobacco products?

… Now the states want lost money from taxes on internet sales? Lower your taxes you idiots and people will buy from the local store. Don’t create a problem and then make it worse by turning your citizens into criminals while using a legal product.

… “Fire Safe Cigarettes?” Gimme a break… changing a legal product no matter what the public wants? Offer alternatives, sure. Dictate to a legal industry? Huh? What’s next? Baby diapers to government standards that cause more diaper rash? Then to allow states to have their own criteria for the horrid new cigarettes instead of one product alone? You think we don’t see this as a back door attempt to destroy a legal industry and raise our product prices even higher from the added manufacturing costs?

… Special laws for cigarette litter? There are already litter laws, so enforce them already. Where’s the special “Beer can litter law,” “Trucker bombs litter law,” and the “Broken sunglasses in the sand litter law?”

… Readers ask all the time why don’t “they” just make cigarettes illegal and get it over with. The simple answer is, “Money.” Them that gets it don’t want to lose it. A small percentage of your population just fixed the road in front of your house that everyone gets to use. Have some tea. You’ll be next.


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  • "Es ist schwieriger, eine vorgefaßte Meinung zu zertrümmern als ein Atom."
    (Het is moeilijker een vooroordeel aan flarden te schieten dan een atoom.)
    Albert Einstein

  • "Als je alles zou laten dat slecht is voor je gezondheid, dan ging je kapot"
    Anonieme arts

  • "The effects of other people smoking in my presence is so small it doesn't worry me."
    Sir Richard Doll, 2001

  • "Een leugen wordt de waarheid als hij maar vaak genoeg wordt herhaald"
    Joseph Goebbels, Minister van Propaganda, Nazi Duitsland


  • "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
    Mahatma Gandhi

  • "There''s no such thing as perfect air. If there was, God wouldn''t have put bristles in our noses"
    Coun. Bill Clement

  • "Better a smoking freedom than a non-smoking tyranny"
    Antonio Martino, Italiaanse Minister van Defensie

  • "If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go."
    Mark Twain

  • I've alllllllways said that asking smokers "do you want to quit?" and reporting the results of that question, as is, is horribly misleading. It's a TWO part question. After asking if one wants to quit it must be followed up with "Why?" Ask why and the majority of the answers will be "because I'm supposed to" (victims of guilt and propaganda), not "because I want to."
    Audrey Silk, NYCCLASH