Derdehands en vierdehands rook
Nu de tweedehands rook kwestie bijna is opgelost, willen anti-rokers de derde- en vierdehands rook gaan aanpakken.
Zelfs praten of denken over roken zal niet meer toegestaan zijn als het aan de Surgeon General ligt….
The Surgeon General’s office today released a controversial 1,346-page report outlining the dangers of third-hand smoke.
“We have decades of well-documented evidence on the dangers of smoking,” announced Health Department spokesman Moe Gadeeshu at a Washington press conference. “The costs in health care, missed work and shorter life spans is horrendously high. Just recently, we discovered the dangers of just being in the same room with a smoker and labeled that as second-hand smoke. Now, it is a historic day in American health care. We have pinpointed yet another smoke-related disease: THS.”
According to the World Health Organization, which co-authored the study, Third-Hand Smoke, or, THS, is a malady that strikes 99 out of 100 people daily.